thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via heteroh)

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian:

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

image

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via jensenassbutts)

flowersz:

boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)

boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)

boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)

boys topless(◕‿◕✿)

boys butts (◕‿◕✿)

bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: okaytrue, via sarcastic-snowflake)

rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

(via c-andycane)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via c-andycane)

Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

(Source: dailydavefranco, via sarcastic-snowflake)

(Source: c-andycane, via c-andycane)

trait:

when your crush talks to you first

image

(via laughing-llama)

(Source: tfm-intern, via wand3r-free)

thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

………

??

thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

………

??

(Source: literallysame, via greeklesbian)